Yes, you heard me right, a Snuggie. I know it's a very embarrassing object that's the butt of many jokes, but I feel that I could greatly benefit from it. You see, dear Santa, my shoulders get terribly cold, and so do my toes.
I promise if you get me one I will never wear it out in public and make a spectacle of myself.
I also promise never force my dog...
...or my future baby to sport the Snuggie
And lastly I promise not to get too involved in the snugg life. I know it can be dangerous.
So, Santa baby, that is my wish this year. I'll clear off a space on the couch and leave the cooking and milk like always.